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Good Tuesday Morning. This is Fishers Digest. Local news better than a perfectly timed compliment from a stranger 👉️😎 👉️ 

• Library iPad Event

• Rental Cap Questions

• Lots of local business news

• Curated events

This issue is 1,503 words, a 5-minute read.

The Digest

Learn the digital world = win an iPad 🍎

I’m aware this title sounds like the intro to a scam. Fortunately, we have the coolest library in the US. This is a totally real event.

Throughout the month, if you attend just one digital literacy class at the library + fill out their survey after the class, you’re in for a chance to win an iPad.

• Email basics

• Cybersecurity basics

• Computer basics (Windows)

• Mobile phone basics (IOS or Android)

• Video conferencing basics

I really wouldn’t miss this one. Register here for a class before they book up.

Should I post info on the upcoming rental cap discussions?

Rental cap discussions flirt with a political no-go line that this newsletter has. Many community leaders and businesses have voiced strong opinions. I’ve been asked enough times that I want to ask you, the reader.

Do you want me to publish these opinions on our site and curate them here for you?

🎨 New Art Inbound

Heads up, trail people. The 116th Street tunnel will be closed this week (April 7-11) while they install some fresh artwork. You'll need to take the stairs on either side of 116th if you're walking or biking through.

A small inconvenience for hopefully a fun glow-up! Can't wait to see what they're putting in there. 🎨

Trail Living Done Right 🏠️ *

Check out this 2020 townhome that sits right in the middle of some Nickel Plate action.

While developers charge $800K for new builds a few blocks away, this 3-bed spot lets you join the “uptown vibe” without the uptown price tag.

The previous owner barely lived here (it was their second home), and they might throw in everything—including a portable sauna.

Contact Kelly Dather today to schedule a private tour and make it yours! The Kelly Dather Real Estate Group | KW Indy Metro Northeast | Fishers, IN | 317-496-9308

*This is a paid ad

Local Business

Hy-Vee: The Grocery Store Ghost 👻

Remember the Hy-Vee that was supposed to grace Fishers like... three years ago? Yeah, they're still in grocery purgatory.

Mayor Fadness told the IBJ that they still haven't heard back from them on when they will break ground. But he does know they want a roundabout at 134th Street and Olio Road.

Here’s the kicker… there is no roundabout currently planned for there 😂 

When they announced the news in 2022, they had very little competition. Now there will be a Target and Meijer within 5 minutes of the area - and both are on track to open before it likely would.

So, will we ever see the Iowa-based chain in Fishers? Maybe. Let us know what you think below 👇️ 

Where’s the biscuits?! 🍞 

Looking at these fresh renderings of The Union at Fishers (a mixed development planned right in IKEA), I spotted signs for a TON of businesses. And it got me thinking.

Vicious Biscuits announced they were coming to Fishers last year. We’re still waiting on that flaky goodness. Since no one's officially said Vicious is off the table, I'm placing my safe bet that one of those Union storefronts has their name on it.

Paris Baguette Coming in Hot 🥐

Paris Baguette (a fancy international bakery chain with 4,000+ locations) is eyeing Fishers for one of their first Indy-area cafes! Think self-serve islands of breads and pastries, a window where you can watch cake artists do their thing, and everything from $5 breakfast sandwiches to Instagram-worthy $47 cakes. The Fishers spot will be the fourth to open after Carmel, Greenwood, and Zionsville, so while we'll have to wait our turn, just know those weekend brunch plans are about to get a serious upgrade. ✨

Congrats, Justin Kirby! 🏀 

Fishers’ very own Justin Kirby just landed on the 2025 Indiana All-Stars list! The 6'4" Miami of Ohio commit was a monster for Fishers this season, dropping 13.1 points per game while shooting a ridiculous 67% from the field (including 41% from downtown).

Best of luck and congrats on the achievement!

Tornado Stats + Good News

The National Weather Service reported there were 12 tornadoes in the state last Wednesday. Two of those touched down just nearby Fishers (see map above).

The best news: No one was injured or killed 🙏 

Bonus good news: Carmel will waive the fees associated with rebuilding damages for 67 homes and businesses. They’re also looking to finalize what other help they can provide for future situations like this. The IndyStar goes deeper and shared hundreds of images from the storm here.

Curated picks 📆

Hockey Happy Hour

If you’re under 60 years old, you’ve probably never been able to legally do this activity in Indiana. Now that the ban on happy hours is lifted, you can. So what better time than today than enjoying a game at the Fishers Event Center.

Tonight’s game will feature $5 domestic beers, and $6 craft beers.

Tickets here.

Teen Self Defense Seminar 🥊 

✏️ This is a sponsored event. Want to see yours here? Reach out.

Help your teen build confidence, feel capable, and be prepared with practical self-defense skills. This 90-minute seminar offers expert instruction in a safe and supportive environment. What’s Included:

• 1.5 hours of professional training from a world champion coach

• A KruFit swag bag

• Bonus enrollment opportunities for continued training

Spots are limited, so register soon to secure your teen’s place! Tickets are just $10 here.

More events

Stuff happening this week, going into the weekend. Mix of free/paid!

🦁 Silly Safaris Animal Show - Cool Creek Nature Center - Live animal presentation featuring entertaining and educational wildlife encounters. Free program, no registration required. Details

🍽️ Strangers Meet for Dinner - Indianapolis - Join a dinner table with 5 compatible strangers matched by a personality algorithm every Wednesday evening. Tickets

🖥️ Coffee & Conversation - Launch Fishers - Free networking event with coffee, donuts, and spotlights on local businesses sharing their expertise. Open to everyone. Tickets

🎼 Live Music - Hamilton County - Find dozens of local artists and genres to tune into this week around the county. List

🎨 Craft in the Park - Holland Park - Stop by for free craft supplies and activities as Fishers Parks cleans out their storage. Make bracelets, decorate frames, or take items home. Details

🏓 Inflatable Costume Pickleball - The Picklr Noblesville - Play pickleball while dressed in inflatable costumes for a fun, no-pressure afternoon. Free for members, $20 for non-members. Details

🎭 Cubicle Confessions Comedy Show - District Theatre - Laugh at workplace absurdities in this new series featuring stand-up, audience stories, and tales of annoying coworkers. Tickets

🐰 Easter Animals at Urban Vines - Westfield - Meet miniature horses in Easter attire alongside real bunnies, with an egg hunt for kids at 2pm. Details

🛍️ Hometown Vendor Market - Clay Terrace - Shop from local businesses offering handcrafted items, jewelry, home decor, art, and more at this weekend market near Kona Grill. Details

🐕 Puppy Prom - Crate Escapes - Formal canine celebration with red carpet, photo booth, DJ, and crowning of rescue dog royalty. Free for members, $15 for non-member dogs. Tickets

🐝 Beekeeping Workshop - Cool Creek Park - Learn about swarm prevention and bee installation with special guest Dave Shenefield. Open to all experience levels. Details

Rapid Fire Hits

Quick headlines and things to know from all around 🌐

Looking for a new career? Check out Spokenote. They have four open positions in a few different fields. This is an especially cool startup, partnering with brands like the Pacers and Indy Ignite with QR codes on their jerseys. (Spokenote)

Symphony on the Prairie tickets are officially on sale. Check out the lineup and plan your summer concert loop! (Indianapolis Symphony Orchestra)

The best burger in Fishers? Some folks on Reddit weigh in on their favorites. I can’t say I have a place I’d give this award to, but Steak n’ Shake usually hits the spot. (Reddit)

How did the Fishers Freight do in their inaugural home game? They won! 40-29. Their next home game is April 19th. If you can’t make their games, you can always watch them on the IFL Network. (IFL)

Fishers is looking for volunteers for this week’s “Craft in the Park” event. April is also National Volunteer Month! (Volunteer Fishers)

The Fishers Plan Commission was split on a recommendation for a new development on Cumberland Road just north of Deering Street. This is uncommon. Get all the details. (Current)

The first-ever Fishers Sprint Triathlon is happening in just over a month! Don’t miss this awesome event and get tickets while you can. (Fast Tigers)

Blink-182 is coming to Ruoff this September (WTHR)

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